Meet newly instated pirate, Greg Chambers. Greg is a bodyboarding exhibitionist who spends most of his time regulating the kids in the Mona rip bowl. When the surf goes flat, you can find this bloke kicking soccer balls between coffee cup goals at Cafe 5. Where he is also frequently seen with a guitar slung over his shoulder, belting out Everclear's 'Santa Monica' to the morning caffeine junkies. His advice is to wear sun cream always. As much as he loves his new eye patch, he wears it to cover a scar he just got as a result of a skin cancer, ouch! The only thing that really gets on Greg's nerves is punctuation. He doesn't mind reading it, just hates using it.
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